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Young Flip (JayFluent) - Backseat
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“Backseat” Remix – Young Flip(JayFluent)

Music Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30lNrCHuTNo On my Music Youtube

Lyrics

(Chorus)
Don’t say a word just turn around and let me see
Girl you got something special something special for me
Its way too many suckers in the VIP
Tell her get my car out front
Tell me do you wanna kick it in the backseat
I wanna get beside ya
In the backseat
So I can be your backseat driver
In the backseat
I wanna get beside ya
In the backseat
So I can be your backseat driver

(Verse 1– Young Flip)
Go girl, go girl
Riding me around like my chauffeur
She down for whatever whatever like yessir,
She wants it in the A(ss), I let her (letter)
She wants a Tour (Tour)
“Take me around” (Round)
Took her to my spot (Spot)
Then she went down town
Back seat windows up
That’s the way she likes to
Double D’s, doubles cups
Then I hit so hard cause she likes it rough (Why)
Cause she likes it rough
After I bust a nut, oops (oops) we out of time
Ticket on the dash cause shawty  fine

(Chorus)
Don’t say a word just turn around and let me see
Girl you got something special something special for me
Its way too many suckers in the VIP
Tell her get my car out front
Tell me do you wanna kick it in the backseat
I wanna get beside ya
In the backseat
So I can be your backseat driver
In the backseat
I wanna get beside ya
In the backseat
So I can be your backseat driver

(Verse 2 – Young Flip)
Let’s pop off, no holster
Keep it real girl, no poser
Have you jumping in the back call it Rosa
And you know we parked hoe
She using her wrist she caught carpel
Got her high up, never had to spark though
Addicted to the dick call her a narco
Really really we can do the sticky
And she sucking on my neck call it hickies
You can hold me against you, call it Britney
Bumping up and down no hydraulics,
Backseat driver? Is that what they call it?
It’s automatic how she clutch sticks
Switch gears, touch it, twist it squeeze it,
That chick got it, don’t stop it
My personal bop it, uhhh

(Chorus)
Don’t say a word just turn around and let me see
Girl you got something special something special for me
Its way too many suckers in the VIP
Tell her get my car out front
Tell me do you wanna kick it in the backseat
I wanna get beside ya
In the backseat
So I can be your backseat driver
In the backseat
I wanna get beside ya
In the backseat
So I can be your backseat driver

I JUST LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT THIS GIF. WTF DISNEY.